Friday Bonus

After the first game I went to check out some bars. I passed one with blareing disco music so I went in. It was really hopping, packed, with chicks dancing on the bar. Alright!. So I got a beer. After a few minutes I noticed the boys were abnormally cute. Yep! It was a gay bar. I thought you got executed for that here. The only other white guy there insists I get up and dance I decline several times but he is persistent so what the hell. I start dancing and he says " They love white guys here." Then he asks "Do you love Asian boys?" To which I reply " No, I like Asian girls" "Liar" He responds. To which I replied,"OK you got me. I like WHITE girls. That shoots hom down. I jad another beer anyway and then left for the late game